Friday 5 December 2008

The Bully

It was so cold today. I stood there and watched the bullying shanghai wind try to push as many bicycles as it can out of its way. Fat, ferocious and mean, it even tried to take my ears off! I swear i thought that it was going to have its way when my ears started glowing red from its relentless punches.

When it knew that my hardy ears and fingers were going to stay on, the nasty wind stealthily switched its target and weaseled through my ears into my brain. It then proceeded to push it around and disorient the poor sitting duck. Vulnerable and moist, it started spinning and falling apart.

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